No booty? Or no junk in that trunk?? Forget about it!!! I found something funny, but cool today. It’s called “The Bikini” - A bra for you butt. No lie. Check the article out here. I copied the pic for those of you who don’t believe me. It lifts a little of the junk you do have and turns it into this quality piece of beef round. Ha! Hey, whatever helps. Sorry for about my rotfl, but it tickles “my fancy”. :p